Anonymous asked:
hey have you considered dragons having threat responses similar to cats and lizards where their scales shift to make them look bigger
Steven might actually become friends with the diamonds???
“no one is truly evil”
“i dont know if that’s true in reality”
no offense but im seriously gonna square up with rebecca holy shit
are you fucking kidding me Rebecca sugar?????
Rebecca sugar probably thought that hitler should of been kindly talked to
rebecca sugar is jewish ya piece of shit
Wait but like…. do I need to remind you all that this is a kids show? Of course things are solved like this, the intent is to teach children how to healthily interact with problems. Of course its childish. Steven is a child on a show for children.
rebecca sugar: i want my childrens show to teach kids the value of settling differences by coming to understand and care for eachother. even if that isn’t always possible in reality i think they are important values to try and get across, especially in a childrens fantasy tv show
you weirdos: this is fascism apologism
T’Challa: I am the Black Panther, protector of Wakanda, and this is my Black Panther supersuit.
Peter Parker, a millenial who knows exactly what a furry is: :/
Ice suspended around a tree trunk after flood water has receded
terrain glitch
Hey Lesbians
There is nothing wrong with the way you are.
So say I just murdered someone, but there’s nothing wrong with it if I’m a lesbian?
Yea exactly I’m glad we cleared this up.
But because I’m straight, I’m going to jail. I see how it is.
That’s right
Cancer
no I’m a Taurus. Cancer rising though, good guess
op is literally being controlled by a rat pulling their hair but go off i guess
liking abba is not your taste in music it’s a way of life and people who don’t like abba can’t reach the ideal world and that is what plato talked about
“if you don’t like dancing queen then fuck you” -Plato, 320 BC
One of Ivanka Trumps neighbors pulled out her fur and poured some wine to watch the protesters in front of Ivankas house.
a true ally
My sense of humor is growing more and more ridiculous because I was just sitting here by myself thinking like what if instead of saying “are you kidding me” we said weird food related things like “are you frying my rice right now” or even “are you seriously buttering all of my toast with this” and honestly I cried
this post is the best thing I’ve ever put on this site because I’m still getting messages and replies from people with their own versions of these jokes
My man Jesus
What story is that?
Matthew 18:9
“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”
“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”
“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”
“wut”
“What?”
“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”
“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”
“Uh….”
“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”
Canon Jesus > Fanon Jesus.
Teachers: Wikipedia is very unreliable *Hands out 25 year old textbooks instead*
Alrighty guys ,gals, and other genders and lack thereof I’m gonna teach ya a thing.
A lot of teachers will go on about not using wikipedia as a source.
“It’s bad,” they say. “I will deduct points if you do it.”
Well wikipedia is actually a great source of information and fuck what your teacher said, you absolutely can use it.
The key though is knowing
A.How to use it.
B. How to source it.
and
C. whether it is good info or trash.
NowFirst Lets look up something on wikipedia. Say your writing a paper on Gregor Mendel and Mendelian Inheritance.
So you zoom over to the Wikipedia page on Mendelian Inheritance.
Now there is a lot of information here. Not all of it is strictly necessary for that essay you are writing. So you read through and suddenly you see something that is good info for your essay.
Boy oh boy this information is useful. To bad your teacher said No Wikipedia Ever.
However there is a loophole.
It’s right there.
No. Go closer.
You see that little four? Its a citation number. Think of wikipedia as it’s own essay. It got it’s information from other sources out there. Just like you are trying to right now. And since there is a citation, it’s going to be listed at the end of the wikipedia article.
Look at citation number 4
Look at that you have your first citation. From Wikipedia.
And look. Do you see it. There is a link. It’s the blue words with the boxy arrow thingamajig.
That thing. Click it.
Why did you leave wikipedia you ask? Wikipedia is great. You have several sources from there. But There is more than what the put in to that wiki article. Those sources Wikipedia gave you are helpful. And now that you are at the source, you can utilize it.
But what if its a book that’s the source.
You can either head to your local library and see if they have it, order it, or avoid the book source. Online sources are just as valuable.
Also do not quote directly from the wikipedia. Quote from the source and then use quote citation.
And MLA citation. Use MLA citation. Since you are linked to the sources cite them. Not the wikipedia.
Your teacher will never know. And now you can finish that sweet essay you got planned.
You’re on your way to greatness.